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Episode 4

Doorbell rings. Boy! Folks are so punctual Sylvia says to herself.

She opens the door. Ellen, looking nervous, smiles. Sylvia welcomes her in, noting her well put together style. Hair laid, nails freshly done, make-up may be too much for this early... but whatever... everyone has their thing.

... Please make yourself comfy. Take your shoes off. Would you like some tea?

...Yes, please. Thank you. You have a lovely home.

...Awww, thanks. I try. I'm not the fashion decorator like Leslie, that’s for sure!

Sylvia gives Ellen a calming tea and sits across from her in the living room. Sylvia turns her phone to silent and turns down her Native American flute music so it is loud enough to hear but not too invasive. She wants Ellen to feel super relaxed...cause she can sense Ellen is nervous and anxious.

Ellen looks around the room. Sylvia’s house is modern and comfortable. Very zen and simple. Very clean. The smell coming from that Vanilla candle in the corner catches her eye. She feels safe here.

...So do you have any questions before we begin?

...Not really! But I was wondering how you are able to do this. Like where did you get this gift from.

...Well, I usually tell people that I bought it from Target! Ellen laughs...But seriously, I think it's something I had my whole life...and never knew what it was or how to use it intentionally. Then one day I was in the book section of Target and found some books about being a Psychic and Life Coaching. So I started to apply physical guidance with spiritual guidance into a practice...and here we are.

...Wow! That is interesting.

...Yep, I was helping friends out for so long, they encouraged me to make it a business. Leslie being one of those friends. So, let’s begin. First of all... you don’t have to tell me anything yet. I'm going to see what comes through...then you can confirm and they we go from there with strategies. Something like that. Are you ok with that?

Ellen unsure of what really is going on, shook her head in agreement. Sylvia took a deep breath, lowered her head, closed her eyes, breathed again. And got very quiet for several minutes. Ellen didn’t know what to do,feeling rather awkward, but watched Sylvia go into either a trance or whatever meditative thing she was doing.

Sylvia looked up and opened her eyes slowly. She told Ellen that the reason she came today is because her husband had been having an affair with his assistant...classic! Sylvia is so over these stories... they are so regular nowadays.

...YES! Ellen said in disbelief. She started whimpering. I can't believe you knew this.

...And you are pregnant.

...Yes! Wow! You ARE good, Leslie was right! Ellen started tearing up.

...Did you know the mistress was pregnant as well? Ellen immediately yelled out...NOOOOO! Sylvia took that as a strong no.

...OK, so I see we have a serious problem here. Now, the next piece of information I'm going to share next is going to feel like the knife is going to turn a little bit more in your stomach. But it came up in the vision and I have to share. Sylvia paused, cause she knew Ellen wasn’t going to take this well.

...She is having twins. Ellen looked up into the ceiling as if she was hoping a light beam would take her out of her misery and beam her out onto a deserted planet. Ellen started sobbing again. That got heavy quickly! Sylvia was so used to this story by now, she walked over to Ellen and held her hand.

...Here’s the thing! You have options! I know this is painful, but you will overcome. Please believe this.

...I don't know what to do! Ellen sobbed.

OK...take let's relax a minute. Sylvia pulled Ellen to the floor, indian style and held her hands. She went through a breathing exercise so that Ellen could calm down.

...We are going to take three deep breaths... close your eyes. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale through the mouth. They sat there quietly holding hands. All they could hear was the low tones of the flutes being blown by her bluetooth speakers. It was very calming and peaceful.

...OK...so now. Let’s begin. Why are you here?

...Ellen chuckled. And looked away from Sylvia trying to find the answer. “Well, I believe you know.” Ellen suggests.

...Well I think I know what you know...so what is really the problem?

Ellen sits up right. Feeling the need to get serious.

...I just want her to go away. Get away from us. She is ruining my life!

...And what would that look like considering she is carrying babies now. Ellen shakes her head just thinking about her reality.

...I really don't know. I can't believe this is happening.

...Let me say this. Sylvia realizing the type of person Ellen is; decides to give Ellen a little lesson on facts. “My dear, I hate what you are going through. I hate that this is your reality. Remember, you can only control you. No one else. You and I know for a fact the type of man your husband is. And this is who you chose. I say that as gentle as I can. I know you didn't come here to be sugar coated. The path he has been walking directly leads him to this reality...and you have been a witness the entire time. Not only a witness but a player in his game. So, the very hard and difficult question is.. What..Exactly.. Do..You.. Want?”

Ellen is obviously struggling with her thoughts. The tears welling in her eyes as she tries to get her words together. She closes her eyes to speak...

...I don't want her to have that baby or those babies or whatever and I want her to go away.

Sylvia gets up and sits on the couch. “Will that solve your problems?”

...It will. Her hands now trembling. Sylvia looks up in contemplation.

...It wont. If we banish this woman, you still have your husband. And he has not nor will not change. You do realize that?

Ellen had never heard the word banish before used in this way, but was intrigued.

...Yes, I do. But if this woman is gone, I can work on us...and help us to heal our marriage.

Sylvia rolled her eyes. “Ellen, you are not getting this. This woman is not your problem. Your husband is. And now you are pregnant with a man who did not honor the sanctity of your (the two of yous) monogamous marriage. So here are my thoughts:

Ellen props up and grabs a tissue.

...I have seen this before.. Many times. And this particular situation is very complicated because the mistress is not only pregnant, but pregnant with twins. That is rare and very meaningful. When twins come through in relationships like this, it's a sign. Although, my first idea is for you to walk on and start your life a new, I understand your pain. My recommendation is that we create an environment for this woman to leave... permanently. Next we need to work on you and your wellbeing. If this woman is not in the area, you will be able to focus better.

Ellen affirms this fact. And her face starts to lighten up. I can help by creating this environment for this woman to leave, and then I can work with you to help you improve your state of mind and to create a plan to move forward. We can also have couples sessions with your husband and you together.. Or separately if he is willing to come here.

...Yes! That would be amazing! Ellen relieved. So what does this cost?

... Well todays orientation is $60. The first part to banish the mistress... will cost $500...and will take about 60 to 90 days. And like I said on the phone, your money is guaranteed. If she doesnt move out of the state within 90 days Ill give it back to you.

Ellen wrote that check so fast. Handed it to Sylvia. $560.

...Remember Ellen, this is not going to be easy. The entire thing of it will cause pain and disruption in different directions.

Ellen understood. I know, Sylvia. But if this works it will lift a heavy burden off my soul.

...Ok, well we have work to do then. They chat about other things... hair, music, nail color and teas, then Sylvia walks Ellen to the door. Be good to you and that baby!

And with the closing of the door, Sylvia sighs. If only she had $1 for all the cheating mothafuckers on the planet.. She would be a billionaire...live on the top of a mountain and eat watermelon for the rest of her life!

Sylvia had to go find her book of shadows for this one. Mission started. Operation Banishment!

Aaaaaashe!

<><><>

Doorbell rings. Boy! Folks are so punctual Sylvia says to herself.

She opens the door. Ellen, looking nervous, smiles. Sylvia welcomes her in, noting her well put together style. Hair laid, nails freshly done, make-up may be too much for this early... but whatever... everyone has their thing.

... Please make yourself comfy. Take your shoes off. Would you like some tea?

...Yes, please. Thank you. You have a lovely home.

...Awww, thanks. I try. I'm not the fashion decorator like Leslie, that’s for sure!

Sylvia gives Ellen a calming tea and sits across from her in the living room. Sylvia turns her phone to silent and turns down her Native American flute music so it is loud enough to hear but not too invasive. She wants Ellen to feel super relaxed...cause she can sense Ellen is nervous and anxious.

Ellen looks around the room. Sylvia’s house is modern and comfortable. Very zen and simple. Very clean. The smell coming from that Vanilla candle in the corner catches her eye. She feels safe here.

...So do you have any questions before we begin?

...Not really! But I was wondering how you are able to do this. Like where did you get this gift from.

...Well, I usually tell people that I bought it from Target! Ellen laughs...But seriously, I think it's something I had my whole life...and never knew what it was or how to use it intentionally. Then one day I was in the book section of Target and found some books about being a Psychic and Life Coaching. So I started to apply physical guidance with spiritual guidance into a practice...and here we are.

...Wow! That is interesting.

...Yep, I was helping friends out for so long, they encouraged me to make it a business. Leslie being one of those friends. So, let’s begin. First of all... you don’t have to tell me anything yet. I'm going to see what comes through...then you can confirm and they we go from there with strategies. Something like that. Are you ok with that?

Ellen unsure of what really is going on, shook her head in agreement. Sylvia took a deep breath, lowered her head, closed her eyes, breathed again. And got very quiet for several minutes. Ellen didn’t know what to do,feeling rather awkward, but watched Sylvia go into either a trance or whatever meditative thing she was doing.

Sylvia looked up and opened her eyes slowly. She told Ellen that the reason she came today is because her husband had been having an affair with his assistant...classic! Sylvia is so over these stories... they are so regular nowadays.

...YES! Ellen said in disbelief. She started whimpering. I can't believe you knew this.

...And you are pregnant.

...Yes! Wow! You ARE good, Leslie was right! Ellen started tearing up.

...Did you know the mistress was pregnant as well? Ellen immediately yelled out...NOOOOO! Sylvia took that as a strong no.

...OK, so I see we have a serious problem here. Now, the next piece of information I'm going to share next is going to feel like the knife is going to turn a little bit more in your stomach. But it came up in the vision and I have to share. Sylvia paused, cause she knew Ellen wasn’t going to take this well.

...She is having twins. Ellen looked up into the ceiling as if she was hoping a light beam would take her out of her misery and beam her out onto a deserted planet. Ellen started sobbing again. That got heavy quickly! Sylvia was so used to this story by now, she walked over to Ellen and held her hand.

...Here’s the thing! You have options! I know this is painful, but you will overcome. Please believe this.

...I don't know what to do! Ellen sobbed.

OK...take let's relax a minute. Sylvia pulled Ellen to the floor, indian style and held her hands. She went through a breathing exercise so that Ellen could calm down.

...We are going to take three deep breaths... close your eyes. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale through the mouth. They sat there quietly holding hands. All they could hear was the low tones of the flutes being blown by her bluetooth speakers. It was very calming and peaceful.

...OK...so now. Let’s begin. Why are you here?

...Ellen chuckled. And looked away from Sylvia trying to find the answer. “Well, I believe you know.” Ellen suggests.

...Well I think I know what you know...so what is really the problem?

Ellen sits up right. Feeling the need to get serious.

...I just want her to go away. Get away from us. She is ruining my life!

...And what would that look like considering she is carrying babies now. Ellen shakes her head just thinking about her reality.

...I really don't know. I can't believe this is happening.

...Let me say this. Sylvia realizing the type of person Ellen is; decides to give Ellen a little lesson on facts. “My dear, I hate what you are going through. I hate that this is your reality. Remember, you can only control you. No one else. You and I know for a fact the type of man your husband is. And this is who you chose. I say that as gentle as I can. I know you didn't come here to be sugar coated. The path he has been walking directly leads him to this reality...and you have been a witness the entire time. Not only a witness but a player in his game. So, the very hard and difficult question is.. What..Exactly.. Do..You.. Want?”

Ellen is obviously struggling with her thoughts. The tears welling in her eyes as she tries to get her words together. She closes her eyes to speak...

...I don't want her to have that baby or those babies or whatever and I want her to go away.

Sylvia gets up and sits on the couch. “Will that solve your problems?”

...It will. Her hands now trembling. Sylvia looks up in contemplation.

...It wont. If we banish this woman, you still have your husband. And he has not nor will not change. You do realize that?

Ellen had never heard the word banish before used in this way, but was intrigued.

...Yes, I do. But if this woman is gone, I can work on us...and help us to heal our marriage.

Sylvia rolled her eyes. “Ellen, you are not getting this. This woman is not your problem. Your husband is. And now you are pregnant with a man who did not honor the sanctity of your (the two of yous) monogamous marriage. So here are my thoughts:

Ellen props up and grabs a tissue.

...I have seen this before.. Many times. And this particular situation is very complicated because the mistress is not only pregnant, but pregnant with twins. That is rare and very meaningful. When twins come through in relationships like this, it's a sign. Although, my first idea is for you to walk on and start your life a new, I understand your pain. My recommendation is that we create an environment for this woman to leave... permanently. Next we need to work on you and your wellbeing. If this woman is not in the area, you will be able to focus better.

Ellen affirms this fact. And her face starts to lighten up. I can help by creating this environment for this woman to leave, and then I can work with you to help you improve your state of mind and to create a plan to move forward. We can also have couples sessions with your husband and you together.. Or separately if he is willing to come here.

...Yes! That would be amazing! Ellen relieved. So what does this cost?

... Well todays orientation is $60. The first part to banish the mistress... will cost $500...and will take about 60 to 90 days. And like I said on the phone, your money is guaranteed. If she doesnt move out of the state within 90 days Ill give it back to you.

Ellen wrote that check so fast. Handed it to Sylvia. $560.

...Remember Ellen, this is not going to be easy. The entire thing of it will cause pain and disruption in different directions.

Ellen understood. I know, Sylvia. But if this works it will lift a heavy burden off my soul.

...Ok, well we have work to do then. They chat about other things... hair, music, nail color and teas, then Sylvia walks Ellen to the door. Be good to you and that baby!

And with the closing of the door, Sylvia sighs. If only she had $1 for all the cheating mothafuckers on the planet.. She would be a billionaire...live on the top of a mountain and eat watermelon for the rest of her life!

Sylvia had to go find her book of shadows for this one. Mission started. Operation Banishment!

Aaaaaashe!

<><><>

Doorbell rings. Boy! Folks are so punctual Sylvia says to herself.

She opens the door. Ellen, looking nervous, smiles. Sylvia welcomes her in, noting her well put together style. Hair laid, nails freshly done, make-up may be too much for this early... but whatever... everyone has their thing.

... Please make yourself comfy. Take your shoes off. Would you like some tea?

...Yes, please. Thank you. You have a lovely home.

...Awww, thanks. I try. I'm not the fashion decorator like Leslie, that’s for sure!

Sylvia gives Ellen a calming tea and sits across from her in the living room. Sylvia turns her phone to silent and turns down her Native American flute music so it is loud enough to hear but not too invasive. She wants Ellen to feel super relaxed...cause she can sense Ellen is nervous and anxious.

Ellen looks around the room. Sylvia’s house is modern and comfortable. Very zen and simple. Very clean. The smell coming from that Vanilla candle in the corner catches her eye. She feels safe here.

...So do you have any questions before we begin?

...Not really! But I was wondering how you are able to do this. Like where did you get this gift from.

...Well, I usually tell people that I bought it from Target! Ellen laughs...But seriously, I think it's something I had my whole life...and never knew what it was or how to use it intentionally. Then one day I was in the book section of Target and found some books about being a Psychic and Life Coaching. So I started to apply physical guidance with spiritual guidance into a practice...and here we are.

...Wow! That is interesting.

...Yep, I was helping friends out for so long, they encouraged me to make it a business. Leslie being one of those friends. So, let’s begin. First of all... you don’t have to tell me anything yet. I'm going to see what comes through...then you can confirm and they we go from there with strategies. Something like that. Are you ok with that?

Ellen unsure of what really is going on, shook her head in agreement. Sylvia took a deep breath, lowered her head, closed her eyes, breathed again. And got very quiet for several minutes. Ellen didn’t know what to do,feeling rather awkward, but watched Sylvia go into either a trance or whatever meditative thing she was doing.

Sylvia looked up and opened her eyes slowly. She told Ellen that the reason she came today is because her husband had been having an affair with his assistant...classic! Sylvia is so over these stories... they are so regular nowadays.

...YES! Ellen said in disbelief. She started whimpering. I can't believe you knew this.

...And you are pregnant.

...Yes! Wow! You ARE good, Leslie was right! Ellen started tearing up.

...Did you know the mistress was pregnant as well? Ellen immediately yelled out...NOOOOO! Sylvia took that as a strong no.

...OK, so I see we have a serious problem here. Now, the next piece of information I'm going to share next is going to feel like the knife is going to turn a little bit more in your stomach. But it came up in the vision and I have to share. Sylvia paused, cause she knew Ellen wasn’t going to take this well.

...She is having twins. Ellen looked up into the ceiling as if she was hoping a light beam would take her out of her misery and beam her out onto a deserted planet. Ellen started sobbing again. That got heavy quickly! Sylvia was so used to this story by now, she walked over to Ellen and held her hand.

...Here’s the thing! You have options! I know this is painful, but you will overcome. Please believe this.

...I don't know what to do! Ellen sobbed.

OK...take let's relax a minute. Sylvia pulled Ellen to the floor, indian style and held her hands. She went through a breathing exercise so that Ellen could calm down.

...We are going to take three deep breaths... close your eyes. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale through the mouth. They sat there quietly holding hands. All they could hear was the low tones of the flutes being blown by her bluetooth speakers. It was very calming and peaceful.

...OK...so now. Let’s begin. Why are you here?

...Ellen chuckled. And looked away from Sylvia trying to find the answer. “Well, I believe you know.” Ellen suggests.

...Well I think I know what you know...so what is really the problem?

Ellen sits up right. Feeling the need to get serious.

...I just want her to go away. Get away from us. She is ruining my life!

...And what would that look like considering she is carrying babies now. Ellen shakes her head just thinking about her reality.

...I really don't know. I can't believe this is happening.

...Let me say this. Sylvia realizing the type of person Ellen is; decides to give Ellen a little lesson on facts. “My dear, I hate what you are going through. I hate that this is your reality. Remember, you can only control you. No one else. You and I know for a fact the type of man your husband is. And this is who you chose. I say that as gentle as I can. I know you didn't come here to be sugar coated. The path he has been walking directly leads him to this reality...and you have been a witness the entire time. Not only a witness but a player in his game. So, the very hard and difficult question is.. What..Exactly.. Do..You.. Want?”

Ellen is obviously struggling with her thoughts. The tears welling in her eyes as she tries to get her words together. She closes her eyes to speak...

...I don't want her to have that baby or those babies or whatever and I want her to go away.

Sylvia gets up and sits on the couch. “Will that solve your problems?”

...It will. Her hands now trembling. Sylvia looks up in contemplation.

...It wont. If we banish this woman, you still have your husband. And he has not nor will not change. You do realize that?

Ellen had never heard the word banish before used in this way, but was intrigued.

...Yes, I do. But if this woman is gone, I can work on us...and help us to heal our marriage.

Sylvia rolled her eyes. “Ellen, you are not getting this. This woman is not your problem. Your husband is. And now you are pregnant with a man who did not honor the sanctity of your (the two of yous) monogamous marriage. So here are my thoughts:

Ellen props up and grabs a tissue.

...I have seen this before.. Many times. And this particular situation is very complicated because the mistress is not only pregnant, but pregnant with twins. That is rare and very meaningful. When twins come through in relationships like this, it's a sign. Although, my first idea is for you to walk on and start your life a new, I understand your pain. My recommendation is that we create an environment for this woman to leave... permanently. Next we need to work on you and your wellbeing. If this woman is not in the area, you will be able to focus better.

Ellen affirms this fact. And her face starts to lighten up. I can help by creating this environment for this woman to leave, and then I can work with you to help you improve your state of mind and to create a plan to move forward. We can also have couples sessions with your husband and you together.. Or separately if he is willing to come here.

...Yes! That would be amazing! Ellen relieved. So what does this cost?

... Well todays orientation is $60. The first part to banish the mistress... will cost $500...and will take about 60 to 90 days. And like I said on the phone, your money is guaranteed. If she doesnt move out of the state within 90 days Ill give it back to you.

Ellen wrote that check so fast. Handed it to Sylvia. $560.

...Remember Ellen, this is not going to be easy. The entire thing of it will cause pain and disruption in different directions.

Ellen understood. I know, Sylvia. But if this works it will lift a heavy burden off my soul.

...Ok, well we have work to do then. They chat about other things... hair, music, nail color and teas, then Sylvia walks Ellen to the door. Be good to you and that baby!

And with the closing of the door, Sylvia sighs. If only she had $1 for all the cheating mothafuckers on the planet.. She would be a billionaire...live on the top of a mountain and eat watermelon for the rest of her life!

Sylvia had to go find her book of shadows for this one. Mission started. Operation Banishment!

Aaaaaashe!

<><><>

Doorbell rings. Boy! Folks are so punctual Sylvia says to herself.

She opens the door. Ellen, looking nervous, smiles. Sylvia welcomes her in, noting her well put together style. Hair laid, nails freshly done, make-up may be too much for this early... but whatever... everyone has their thing.

... Please make yourself comfy. Take your shoes off. Would you like some tea?

...Yes, please. Thank you. You have a lovely home.

...Awww, thanks. I try. I'm not the fashion decorator like Leslie, that’s for sure!

Sylvia gives Ellen a calming tea and sits across from her in the living room. Sylvia turns her phone to silent and turns down her Native American flute music so it is loud enough to hear but not too invasive. She wants Ellen to feel super relaxed...cause she can sense Ellen is nervous and anxious.

Ellen looks around the room. Sylvia’s house is modern and comfortable. Very zen and simple. Very clean. The smell coming from that Vanilla candle in the corner catches her eye. She feels safe here.

...So do you have any questions before we begin?

...Not really! But I was wondering how you are able to do this. Like where did you get this gift from.

...Well, I usually tell people that I bought it from Target! Ellen laughs...But seriously, I think it's something I had my whole life...and never knew what it was or how to use it intentionally. Then one day I was in the book section of Target and found some books about being a Psychic and Life Coaching. So I started to apply physical guidance with spiritual guidance into a practice...and here we are.

...Wow! That is interesting.

...Yep, I was helping friends out for so long, they encouraged me to make it a business. Leslie being one of those friends. So, let’s begin. First of all... you don’t have to tell me anything yet. I'm going to see what comes through...then you can confirm and they we go from there with strategies. Something like that. Are you ok with that?

Ellen unsure of what really is going on, shook her head in agreement. Sylvia took a deep breath, lowered her head, closed her eyes, breathed again. And got very quiet for several minutes. Ellen didn’t know what to do,feeling rather awkward, but watched Sylvia go into either a trance or whatever meditative thing she was doing.

Sylvia looked up and opened her eyes slowly. She told Ellen that the reason she came today is because her husband had been having an affair with his assistant...classic! Sylvia is so over these stories... they are so regular nowadays.

...YES! Ellen said in disbelief. She started whimpering. I can't believe you knew this.

...And you are pregnant.

...Yes! Wow! You ARE good, Leslie was right! Ellen started tearing up.

...Did you know the mistress was pregnant as well? Ellen immediately yelled out...NOOOOO! Sylvia took that as a strong no.

...OK, so I see we have a serious problem here. Now, the next piece of information I'm going to share next is going to feel like the knife is going to turn a little bit more in your stomach. But it came up in the vision and I have to share. Sylvia paused, cause she knew Ellen wasn’t going to take this well.

...She is having twins. Ellen looked up into the ceiling as if she was hoping a light beam would take her out of her misery and beam her out onto a deserted planet. Ellen started sobbing again. That got heavy quickly! Sylvia was so used to this story by now, she walked over to Ellen and held her hand.

...Here’s the thing! You have options! I know this is painful, but you will overcome. Please believe this.

...I don't know what to do! Ellen sobbed.

OK...take let's relax a minute. Sylvia pulled Ellen to the floor, indian style and held her hands. She went through a breathing exercise so that Ellen could calm down.

...We are going to take three deep breaths... close your eyes. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale through the mouth. They sat there quietly holding hands. All they could hear was the low tones of the flutes being blown by her bluetooth speakers. It was very calming and peaceful.

...OK...so now. Let’s begin. Why are you here?

...Ellen chuckled. And looked away from Sylvia trying to find the answer. “Well, I believe you know.” Ellen suggests.

...Well I think I know what you know...so what is really the problem?

Ellen sits up right. Feeling the need to get serious.

...I just want her to go away. Get away from us. She is ruining my life!

...And what would that look like considering she is carrying babies now. Ellen shakes her head just thinking about her reality.

...I really don't know. I can't believe this is happening.

...Let me say this. Sylvia realizing the type of person Ellen is; decides to give Ellen a little lesson on facts. “My dear, I hate what you are going through. I hate that this is your reality. Remember, you can only control you. No one else. You and I know for a fact the type of man your husband is. And this is who you chose. I say that as gentle as I can. I know you didn't come here to be sugar coated. The path he has been walking directly leads him to this reality...and you have been a witness the entire time. Not only a witness but a player in his game. So, the very hard and difficult question is.. What..Exactly.. Do..You.. Want?”

Ellen is obviously struggling with her thoughts. The tears welling in her eyes as she tries to get her words together. She closes her eyes to speak...

...I don't want her to have that baby or those babies or whatever and I want her to go away.

Sylvia gets up and sits on the couch. “Will that solve your problems?”

...It will. Her hands now trembling. Sylvia looks up in contemplation.

...It wont. If we banish this woman, you still have your husband. And he has not nor will not change. You do realize that?

Ellen had never heard the word banish before used in this way, but was intrigued.

...Yes, I do. But if this woman is gone, I can work on us...and help us to heal our marriage.

Sylvia rolled her eyes. “Ellen, you are not getting this. This woman is not your problem. Your husband is. And now you are pregnant with a man who did not honor the sanctity of your (the two of yous) monogamous marriage. So here are my thoughts:

Ellen props up and grabs a tissue.

...I have seen this before.. Many times. And this particular situation is very complicated because the mistress is not only pregnant, but pregnant with twins. That is rare and very meaningful. When twins come through in relationships like this, it's a sign. Although, my first idea is for you to walk on and start your life a new, I understand your pain. My recommendation is that we create an environment for this woman to leave... permanently. Next we need to work on you and your wellbeing. If this woman is not in the area, you will be able to focus better.

Ellen affirms this fact. And her face starts to lighten up. I can help by creating this environment for this woman to leave, and then I can work with you to help you improve your state of mind and to create a plan to move forward. We can also have couples sessions with your husband and you together.. Or separately if he is willing to come here.

...Yes! That would be amazing! Ellen relieved. So what does this cost?

... Well todays orientation is $60. The first part to banish the mistress... will cost $500...and will take about 60 to 90 days. And like I said on the phone, your money is guaranteed. If she doesnt move out of the state within 90 days Ill give it back to you.

Ellen wrote that check so fast. Handed it to Sylvia. $560.

...Remember Ellen, this is not going to be easy. The entire thing of it will cause pain and disruption in different directions.

Ellen understood. I know, Sylvia. But if this works it will lift a heavy burden off my soul.

...Ok, well we have work to do then. They chat about other things... hair, music, nail color and teas, then Sylvia walks Ellen to the door. Be good to you and that baby!

And with the closing of the door, Sylvia sighs. If only she had $1 for all the cheating mothafuckers on the planet.. She would be a billionaire...live on the top of a mountain and eat watermelon for the rest of her life!

Sylvia had to go find her book of shadows for this one. Mission started. Operation Banishment!

Aaaaaashe!

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Doorbell rings. Boy! Folks are so punctual Sylvia says to herself.

She opens the door. Ellen, looking nervous, smiles. Sylvia welcomes her in, noting her well put together style. Hair laid, nails freshly done, make-up may be too much for this early... but whatever... everyone has their thing.

... Please make yourself comfy. Take your shoes off. Would you like some tea?

...Yes, please. Thank you. You have a lovely home.

...Awww, thanks. I try. I'm not the fashion decorator like Leslie, that’s for sure!

Sylvia gives Ellen a calming tea and sits across from her in the living room. Sylvia turns her phone to silent and turns down her Native American flute music so it is loud enough to hear but not too invasive. She wants Ellen to feel super relaxed...cause she can sense Ellen is nervous and anxious.

Ellen looks around the room. Sylvia’s house is modern and comfortable. Very zen and simple. Very clean. The smell coming from that Vanilla candle in the corner catches her eye. She feels safe here.

...So do you have any questions before we begin?

...Not really! But I was wondering how you are able to do this. Like where did you get this gift from.

...Well, I usually tell people that I bought it from Target! Ellen laughs...But seriously, I think it's something I had my whole life...and never knew what it was or how to use it intentionally. Then one day I was in the book section of Target and found some books about being a Psychic and Life Coaching. So I started to apply physical guidance with spiritual guidance into a practice...and here we are.

...Wow! That is interesting.

...Yep, I was helping friends out for so long, they encouraged me to make it a business. Leslie being one of those friends. So, let’s begin. First of all... you don’t have to tell me anything yet. I'm going to see what comes through...then you can confirm and they we go from there with strategies. Something like that. Are you ok with that?

Ellen unsure of what really is going on, shook her head in agreement. Sylvia took a deep breath, lowered her head, closed her eyes, breathed again. And got very quiet for several minutes. Ellen didn’t know what to do,feeling rather awkward, but watched Sylvia go into either a trance or whatever meditative thing she was doing.

Sylvia looked up and opened her eyes slowly. She told Ellen that the reason she came today is because her husband had been having an affair with his assistant...classic! Sylvia is so over these stories... they are so regular nowadays.

...YES! Ellen said in disbelief. She started whimpering. I can't believe you knew this.

...And you are pregnant.

...Yes! Wow! You ARE good, Leslie was right! Ellen started tearing up.

...Did you know the mistress was pregnant as well? Ellen immediately yelled out...NOOOOO! Sylvia took that as a strong no.

...OK, so I see we have a serious problem here. Now, the next piece of information I'm going to share next is going to feel like the knife is going to turn a little bit more in your stomach. But it came up in the vision and I have to share. Sylvia paused, cause she knew Ellen wasn’t going to take this well.

...She is having twins. Ellen looked up into the ceiling as if she was hoping a light beam would take her out of her misery and beam her out onto a deserted planet. Ellen started sobbing again. That got heavy quickly! Sylvia was so used to this story by now, she walked over to Ellen and held her hand.

...Here’s the thing! You have options! I know this is painful, but you will overcome. Please believe this.

...I don't know what to do! Ellen sobbed.

OK...take let's relax a minute. Sylvia pulled Ellen to the floor, indian style and held her hands. She went through a breathing exercise so that Ellen could calm down.

...We are going to take three deep breaths... close your eyes. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale, through the mouth. Inhale, through the nose, Exhale through the mouth. They sat there quietly holding hands. All they could hear was the low tones of the flutes being blown by her bluetooth speakers. It was very calming and peaceful.

...OK...so now. Let’s begin. Why are you here?

...Ellen chuckled. And looked away from Sylvia trying to find the answer. “Well, I believe you know.” Ellen suggests.

...Well I think I know what you know...so what is really the problem?

Ellen sits up right. Feeling the need to get serious.

...I just want her to go away. Get away from us. She is ruining my life!

...And what would that look like considering she is carrying babies now. Ellen shakes her head just thinking about her reality.

...I really don't know. I can't believe this is happening.

...Let me say this. Sylvia realizing the type of person Ellen is; decides to give Ellen a little lesson on facts. “My dear, I hate what you are going through. I hate that this is your reality. Remember, you can only control you. No one else. You and I know for a fact the type of man your husband is. And this is who you chose. I say that as gentle as I can. I know you didn't come here to be sugar coated. The path he has been walking directly leads him to this reality...and you have been a witness the entire time. Not only a witness but a player in his game. So, the very hard and difficult question is.. What..Exactly.. Do..You.. Want?”

Ellen is obviously struggling with her thoughts. The tears welling in her eyes as she tries to get her words together. She closes her eyes to speak...

...I don't want her to have that baby or those babies or whatever and I want her to go away.

Sylvia gets up and sits on the couch. “Will that solve your problems?”

...It will. Her hands now trembling. Sylvia looks up in contemplation.

...It wont. If we banish this woman, you still have your husband. And he has not nor will not change. You do realize that?

Ellen had never heard the word banish before used in this way, but was intrigued.

...Yes, I do. But if this woman is gone, I can work on us...and help us to heal our marriage.

Sylvia rolled her eyes. “Ellen, you are not getting this. This woman is not your problem. Your husband is. And now you are pregnant with a man who did not honor the sanctity of your (the two of yous) monogamous marriage. So here are my thoughts:

Ellen props up and grabs a tissue.

...I have seen this before.. Many times. And this particular situation is very complicated because the mistress is not only pregnant, but pregnant with twins. That is rare and very meaningful. When twins come through in relationships like this, it's a sign. Although, my first idea is for you to walk on and start your life a new, I understand your pain. My recommendation is that we create an environment for this woman to leave... permanently. Next we need to work on you and your wellbeing. If this woman is not in the area, you will be able to focus better.

Ellen affirms this fact. And her face starts to lighten up. I can help by creating this environment for this woman to leave, and then I can work with you to help you improve your state of mind and to create a plan to move forward. We can also have couples sessions with your husband and you together.. Or separately if he is willing to come here.

...Yes! That would be amazing! Ellen relieved. So what does this cost?

... Well todays orientation is $60. The first part to banish the mistress... will cost $500...and will take about 60 to 90 days. And like I said on the phone, your money is guaranteed. If she doesnt move out of the state within 90 days Ill give it back to you.

Ellen wrote that check so fast. Handed it to Sylvia. $560.

...Remember Ellen, this is not going to be easy. The entire thing of it will cause pain and disruption in different directions.

Ellen understood. I know, Sylvia. But if this works it will lift a heavy burden off my soul.

...Ok, well we have work to do then. They chat about other things... hair, music, nail color and teas, then Sylvia walks Ellen to the door. Be good to you and that baby!

And with the closing of the door, Sylvia sighs. If only she had $1 for all the cheating mothafuckers on the planet.. She would be a billionaire...live on the top of a mountain and eat watermelon for the rest of her life!

Sylvia had to go find her book of shadows for this one. Mission started. Operation Banishment!

Aaaaaashe!

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